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« Thread Started on Apr 19, 2010, 1:58pm »
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*Author's Note: Yeah, I'm probably going to catch it for my choice of title...so??? Gotta let the beast out to play (with some restraint) once in a while just to keep it content to spend most of the time under lock and key. So far, three mature women have gotten a good laugh out of it, and requested copies to share. Go figure. Enjoy...


Jesus, Jerks, and Jackasses

Long have I searched for a 'good man'
Among the huddled human masses;
Somehow, I've only managed to attract
All of the jerks and jackasses!

After years of quiet puzzlement,
I finally came to this conclusion:
I must be looking for Jesus...
Or I suffer from self-delusion!
:-/

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« Reply #1 on Apr 20, 2010, 10:52am »
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I fell this relates to some women too!! There are some real
bitches out there

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Apr 20, 2010, 10:52am, freetochat wrote:
I fell this relates to some women too!! There are some real
bitches out there


My goodness!!! Sounds like sucking lemons, dude! :o Don't tell me you have been looking for Mother Theresa? Wow, guys have the same unrealistic expectations as women? Hmmm...so, when do we learn to grow up? :-/
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« Reply #3 on Apr 21, 2010, 2:33pm »
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Sorry guy's i didn't mean to put women down i was
having a bad day i have alot of great women friends

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